My omelet smells like goldfish crackers. Why does my omelet smell like goldfish crackers, somebody please tell me. Oh god.

Thanks a lot, caf guy.

Dear Brain,

Hey, can we not dream about real people? It's rather awkward once I wake up. Fictional characters are fair game, though!

Thanks,
Me

Velma: You're one sixteenth Wiccan! You're the only one who can read the spell!

...Yeah, that's not how that works.

Goddammit, I finally caved. I have a myspace. :\